Diddle Dee Diddle Dick, a NPOW
A VNWR Newbie Project Of the Week


Todays project should make you laugh and be fairly easy for you to do quickly.
Some people may even do this one over and over again until all niches are covered.
You know one of the easiest ways,
and very universal ways to write sales text for your sites
is to latch onto some old diddy and change it according to the niche you want it promote.
These crack people up with laughter, and for people in the niche you are promoting,
they get the subtle humor of it.
Once you start people laughing, you have gotten them into a good mood,
and made that connection so they are more apt to click and buy from your site.

Below, are 4 examples of what I'm talking about.
Read thru these, then I want you to pick you own little diddy that you remember
and write 4 of them for different niches.
Then this week use all 4 of them on sites and pages that you build,
matching the right one up with the right niche you are promoting.
Link them to a sponsor of course.
Ok, here they are, enjoy:

I was walking thru the park one day,
In the very merry month of May.
And what should appear before my eyes,
Than some lesbians licking on each others thighs.

I was walking thru the park one day,
In the very fairy month of May.
When what appearedd before my eyes,
Where a couple of cock gobbling gay guys!

I was walking thu the park one day,
In the very hairy month of May.
When what should appear before my eyes,
Than a gal squating down peeing with a bush that looked like a beaver between her thighs!

I was walking thru the park one day,
In the very scary month of May.
When what should appear before my eyes,
Were Goth guys running around getting spanked upon thier thighs!

Heck, I think I'm skipping May this year totally!
hehehe...
Well, that should give you a good idea of what you are making.
Now go have some fun and energize your building this week with some laughter.

As always enjoy and profit!


Voltar


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