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Voltar..it's really perfect!!
Thanks so much!!!

amber438
Message # 72799 67.84.42.119 Sat Dec 7 11:58:24 2002


Man,you guys are good!!!! They all look great!!!
Donald
Message # 72798 170.224.224.102 Sat Dec 7 11:57:31 2002


Hey, Robbo..
Santa left ya something under the tree..
This elf hasn't geen around that long, and is still learning the ropes..
Hope ya like it..

amber438   Merry Xmas Robbo
Message # 72797 67.84.42.119 Sat Dec 7 11:55:26 2002


ok, looking at everyones gifts so far...

defineitly going to be giving people different approach ideas..for making sales..VERY Good everyone!

sare..you liked going into stalker mode there almost didn't you... :) good fpa and use of graphics for it..put that mindset into action..
also cute lead in..!

and no i'm not doing "reviews" and such on them..it's a gift exchange and i'm looking at how they are laid out..different approaches and things like that..so no one panic :)
lots of creativity was used i see..

Bailey nice...i'll have a couple things for you to work into and try in the way that you build..in the next couple of weeks..that might give you another tool to use ...but you are getting your tableing down nicely..good job

mitzy...cute use of background to bring a secondary thought into their head as they go thru the site..thunder thighs with the ligtening background..kleeps the thoght of big thighs opening and closing with every lightening strike in their head as they go thru the site..good sub concious ploy to use for an extra push towards the sponsor..

magus..nice gallery...good presentation..of the sponsor...

ok time to see if any more have been given.. :)

Voltar (President)
Message # 72796 148.78.247.10 Sat Dec 7 11:54:28 2002


Mitzy, Bailey, Voltar... Those all look great...

Looks like folks put a lot of effort into this...

Very educational project it was... Still not sure of everything I learned... It is still sinking in...


sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72795 66.140.68.101 Sat Dec 7 11:35:08 2002


Thanx Magus :))

Looks cool...even has a flash file in there :)))

too cool !!


sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72794 66.140.68.101 Sat Dec 7 11:33:27 2002


Good mornin,err.. afternoon everyone. :)
Hi again Mitzy, I'm a little north of there, I'm in Fay. N.C. all we got was ice. But when it does snow we usually get a layer of ice first. That messes up everyone even those that are used to snow. Best thing to do is stay home; and the roads will be cleared the next day.
Well off to play with the chainsaw,runnnnaaannnnan

Donald
Message # 72793 216.148.246.134 Sat Dec 7 11:33:07 2002


Sare Magus had to away from his computer at this time...but wanted me to give you his xmas gift exchange for him..he will be back later this afternoon.

so..Merry Xmas Sare!
from Magus
http://www.maxadult.com/xmas/


Voltar (President)
Message # 72792 148.78.247.10 Sat Dec 7 11:29:11 2002


Thanks Baily, just what I wanted!!! And it fits too!!! LOL... I love the layout. Very nice. I'll get some pics on it soon and get it submitted.

Voltar, nice gallery!!! This is fun.

mitzy
Message # 72791 172.167.141.184 Sat Dec 7 11:22:59 2002


Voltar
I gave it a try and I think it's better to use the <textarea></textarea> instead of the <XMP></XMP> since that gives you scroll bars and also keeps the code raw, just my opinion ;)

Cleo
Message # 72790 67.34.75.23 Sat Dec 7 11:19:19 2002


Well, since I'm here, might as well post it :)

OT, here it is, I hope you enjoy :)

http://www.americansexsites.com/gift4oldtom/xmas.htm

I'm also sending you an email so you can get to a zipped up copy of it via FTP:)

Happy Holidays !!


sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72789 66.140.68.101 Sat Dec 7 11:18:21 2002


Cool... I made it in time..

Mr.Yum, Merry XXXmas!!! Here is your BBW present:
http://www.getanut.com/npow/thunder-thighs/

mitzy
Message # 72788 172.167.141.184 Sat Dec 7 11:17:36 2002


Happy Hoiday's Mitzy

I hope you like this gift but more importantly I hope it makes you some money. :)

http://www.xxx-pornsites.com/mitzysgift/index.html

Bailey
Message # 72787 24.186.168.27 Sat Dec 7 11:16:27 2002


Let the VNWR XMAS Gift Exchange begin!
:))

Merry Christmas Amber!
Here is your Xmas present..Enjoy and Profit!
any questions on it..feel free to ask, i'll help..

http://www.voltars.com/mmf.html


Voltar (President)
Message # 72786 148.78.247.10 Sat Dec 7 11:09:04 2002


...i was the one guy most peole communitcated with in the project..did reviews and such and helpped people with things
************************************

now you tell me...grumblegrumblegrumble...

I sat here for 2 days debating whether I should ask you for a review... Decided that I didn't hear anyone else yakking about so I decided....

Nooooooooooo... not gonna be the only one to ask...

So my gift goes up unreviewed, asis, wysiwyg, tioli...
********************
me too!! lol :)

Bailey
Message # 72785 24.186.168.27 Sat Dec 7 11:06:22 2002


cleo...the XMP tag..allow you to show code without the browser using the code at all..
so if you wanted to show say an .htaccess or some bit of html code, al you have to do is place it inside the XMP and /XMP tags and its just raw text..
note nothing works on the inside of XMP and /XMP tags...
want to see it in action...look at the learn html in an hour project in the quickstart guide..view source....it's a very handy quick way to present code in raw form :)

gift exchange beings in one minute!!
for those not sure what we are doing..here it is..
http://www.vnwr.com/npows/gifte2.html

Voltar (President)
Message # 72784 148.78.247.10 Sat Dec 7 11:05:35 2002


jazz...do both :)
both works..especially of you are going for different terms..
and here are some help files to get you started off right with them..that i wrote..

http://www.vnwr.com/npows/scp1.html
http://www.bobtheknob.com/drop.html
http://www.vnwr.com/npows/a-z.html
http://www.vnwr.com/npows/shot.html
http://www.vnwr.com/npows/locals.html
http://www.vnwr.com/npows/wordart.html
http://www.bobtheknob.com/genmax.html
http://www.bobtheknob.com/spidercider.html
http://www.vnwr.com/npows/typo.html
http://www.vnwr.com/npows/making.html

thre aer more but that should get you info to help you quite ALOT in doing them..on both single domain or multi domain...

Voltar (President)
Message # 72783 148.78.247.10 Sat Dec 7 10:58:03 2002


Voltar
Yeah I had forgotten that I had used the stylesheet from my link list on that page, it's fixed. :)

What is the XMP /XMP tag?

Cleo
Message # 72782 67.34.75.23 Sat Dec 7 10:57:29 2002


...i was the one guy most peole communitcated with in the project..did reviews and such and helpped people with things
************************************

now you tell me...grumblegrumblegrumble...

I sat here for 2 days debating whether I should ask you for a review... Decided that I didn't hear anyone else yakking about so I decided....

Nooooooooooo... not gonna be the only one to ask...

So my gift goes up unreviewed, asis, wysiwyg, tioli...

:)


sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72781 66.140.68.101 Sat Dec 7 10:55:41 2002


captian tylor..got your answer right here..
http://www.vnwr.com/quickstart/index.html
you'll find great amounts of help in there that will get you off on the right foot.

Voltar (President)
Message # 72780 148.78.247.10 Sat Dec 7 10:48:34 2002


Morning all...

gift exchange starts in about a half an hour...
but will last on thru the day..i realize it's not possible for everyone to be here at an exact time because of commitments and such...so don't stress it if it's this afternoon when you get here :)
but it's going to be cool..

Poor Robbo...i was the one guy most peole communitcated with in the project..did reviews and such and helpped people with things..and he couldn't because it was for me....so buddy don't sweat it at all..i do r and d all the time and like out of the box things..so i'm looking forward to trying it out..see how it does..and maybe even pick up some pathways to use on different things as well...that's my hopes for everyone in this project also..
BTW did i mention that you all have made me very proud with this project and the lat project as well..well you have..and i know for a fact that LOTS of other people have noticed it and you all also....this defintely will help you down the road in many things including networking and dealing with sponsors and other webmasters..
my hat off to you all!

well i rattled on a bit and now its about 15 minutes until the gift exchange starts :)

cleo..your help page..would look much better without the style tags on there(looks bulky and cluttered with it on there..just an opinion)...and you should think about maybe using the XMP /XMP tag for your on page codes...it's much cleaner, faster, and allows you to plop that raw code on there in no time..you will find it much easier to code pages like that...play with it some...i think you'll like it.. :)

Voltar (President)
Message # 72779 148.78.247.10 Sat Dec 7 10:46:00 2002


I got my drivers license when I was 15. I think it didn't let me drive at night or something. At 16 I was given my full license. At a little over 16 I totalled my first car in the poring rain while stoned on Quaaludes. I was a real terror and a complete mess at that age.

I'm much better now, I sell porn…

Cleo   New sites, guess that means they aren't old yet
Message # 72778 67.34.75.23 Sat Dec 7 10:37:20 2002


I was wondering...what do you find to be the 3 biggest obstacles when attempting to succeed as an adult webmaster?
captaintylor
Message # 72777 65.92.180.224 Sat Dec 7 10:35:09 2002


jazz - multiple domains

Bailey, I dreaded it too, but after they actually started driving and I could make them run all the errands and didn't have to take them places I loved it. :-)

Jojasa (Vice President)
Message # 72776 207.252.105.68 Sat Dec 7 10:05:16 2002


good thing she is 15 and was just teasing (and SHE got one yesterday, her learner's permit) lol
******************
******************
Can't get a driver permit until you're 16 here.
At least, I have another year! I dread when they start drive!

Bailey
Message # 72775 24.186.168.27 Sat Dec 7 09:52:47 2002


Good Morning VNWR :)


sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72774 66.140.68.101 Sat Dec 7 09:47:15 2002


no jen, not a problem.

she is number 5 so my hair is already grey.


Magus (Editor DFN Weekly)
Message # 72773 24.88.164.12 Sat Dec 7 09:45:46 2002


Good morning/afternoon all.

I'm goint to work on a project today for the se's with NO grphics at all (told you I would Ghost, lol) I want to build roughly 10 one page wonders with the enter link going to the sponsor. My question is regarding linking these.
Is it better to link them from the bottom of the pages across multiple domains or is it better to build them all on one domain? I'm thinking multiple domains for link pop. Any comments, suggestions would be appreciated.

jazz
Message # 72772 66.31.37.41 Sat Dec 7 09:12:50 2002


Mitzy- "And yes, I did call a tow truck to get them out of the ditch futher down the road...lol... " That is priceless!! hahahahaha!

Jojasa- Thanks :o)
Shoot, when my boys were 4 and 6 they *still weren't "trained" correctly! Well, ok, the important stuff I guess... :o))

Magus- that learner's permit must make you NUTS! I got mine when I turned 16 and then dated guys with cars... so at 24, with kids ages 4 and 2, I finally learned how to drive- I think my husband would have been WAY happier driving me around to this day tho- he wonders why I am an agressive driver, but who *taught me that?? LOL.

Jennifer (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72771 172.159.106.71 Sat Dec 7 09:07:32 2002


Xmas is cumming,
the goose is getting fat!



i told wifey that i was getting a present today and my daughter wants to know WHY i g t one and she doesn't.

good thing she is 15 and was just teasing (and SHE got one yesterday, her learner's permit) lol

Magus (Editor DFN Weekly)
Message # 72770 24.88.164.12 Sat Dec 7 08:58:39 2002


good morning again world :-)
these little naps keep me going... lol

Jojasa (Vice President)
Message # 72769 207.252.105.68 Sat Dec 7 08:19:47 2002


Morning VNWR world..:)
Started my Xmas shopping last night..UGHHH..
LOL..
Started hot flashes when I saw the prices of stuff..But am half done..will try to finish the rest today..

amber438
Message # 72768 67.84.42.119 Sat Dec 7 08:01:40 2002


Thanks Sare and Cleo

I finally got it to work right! Sometimes when you look and work at something for a long time you just can't see the problem. The missing symbol did the trick. :)

I can't wait for the xmas exchange today.

Bailey
Message # 72767 24.186.168.27 Sat Dec 7 07:59:53 2002


Good Morning, another beautiful day here this fine morning :)

Bailey
You have,
open("http://www.mydomain.com/.html",width=300,height=300"); }

Try this
window.open("http://www.mydomain.com/","WINDOWNAME", "width=300,height=300");

Check out this page of mine,
http://www.cleos-porn-links.com/adult-links/webmaster-help.html

Cleo   Is there a pornographer on your computer?
Message # 72766 67.34.75.23 Sat Dec 7 07:39:42 2002


Good Morning Everyone!!! Wasn't I just here? I wasn't kidding a about the early morning LOL...

Robbo, yes.. for the master himself..lol.. but I remember seeing some of your sites.. You have nothing to worry about ;)

Donald, You are in SC? You got pounded with snow right? I know its more dangerous on roads that are not used to snow.. NOT to mention having to dodge rednecks that aren't used to it...LOLOL...

When I first move down here, I was 19 and it snowed. The roads were icey and snow coming down heavy. I was driving in the right hand lane in town going 45 mph like a safe driver, only 10 mhp under the speed limit.. Anyway, a car finanly passed with a old couple in it. (old to me back then...lol.. prob 40 lol..) ANd they FLIPPED ME OFF as the zipped past me... "Welcome to the South"...lol.. And yes, I did call a tow truck to get them out of the ditch futher down the road...lol...

Mitzy (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72765 66.76.105.243 Sat Dec 7 07:07:35 2002


Jojasa, have a nice nap...

i just finished uploading my gift as well..

remember everyone..we start giving these away at Noon EST (new york time) later today!
:)

even if you are not in the project..it'll be fun to come out and see them..

Voltar (President)
Message # 72764 148.78.247.10 Sat Dec 7 03:39:36 2002


hi Voltar... goodnight Voltar... going back to bed to finish my nap
;-)

Jojasa (Vice President)
Message # 72763 207.252.105.53 Sat Dec 7 02:32:31 2002


nite sare....you have mail :)

Hi Jojasa!


Voltar (President)
Message # 72762 148.78.247.10 Sat Dec 7 02:09:39 2002


Jennifer, congrats!!! little girls are great... except when you want them to be little princesses and they'd rather be tomboys. lol and Bailey was right about them arriving faster with each one.. altho my first took about 18 hours, the next two we did the easy way, they were delivered at age 4 and 6. ;-) no messy diapers to deal with that way, they came trained already. lol

massman, congrats on bingo tonight. Your first time playing and you won? wtg.

Hiya Kathy, haven't seen you here in a while. My husband coached park district soccer for about 15 years, indoor and outdoor. I never could figure out cricket tho... yes, I was one of those dreaded suburban *soccer moms* :-) practices two or three times a week and games on Saturdays... for 15 years. sheesh.

Jojasa (Vice President)
Message # 72761 207.252.105.53 Sat Dec 7 01:54:25 2002


good morning world

oh wait that was just a nap... it's not morning yet...
I have a lot of reading to catch up on

Jojasa (Vice President)
Message # 72760 207.252.105.53 Sat Dec 7 01:25:02 2002


I'm good mitzy, long week though, ice storms,trees falling in my back yard over the neighbor fence. My regular job is in a grocery store, cutting meat, Ice and snow are a nightmare for us down here. People go crazy. sleep well
Donald
Message # 72759 216.148.244.38 Sat Dec 7 01:01:40 2002


Hi Mitzy! I`m sure your NPOW is fine. Hey I`m building one for the master himself! LOL I figure I just build a little something nice in my own Robbo style that should net a few sales and mission accomplished! :)

Okay next on my to do list...

Robbo (VNWR Community Member)   mature gallery for spiders
Message # 72758 24.51.20.124 Sat Dec 7 00:55:33 2002


Also, you want the page to open in a new window, dont you ?

for that, it would be something like

open("http://www.mydomain.com/.html","new_window","width=800,height=600");

sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72757 66.140.68.101 Sat Dec 7 00:49:29 2002


duh, not in the wrong place...missing...:)


sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72756 66.140.68.101 Sat Dec 7 00:47:00 2002


open("http://www.mydomain.com/.html",width=300,height=300"); }

Hi Bailey, not sure 100% but I know at least one of the quotes is in the wrong place....

try:
"http://www.mydomain.com/.html","width=300,height=300"

sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72755 66.140.68.101 Sat Dec 7 00:46:25 2002


Can anybody help me with a console problem.

When I put in the size of the window for the console - the console doesn't work, however if I take out the window sizing it works.

this opens the console page and appears like a fpa:
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
var exit=true;
function xit()
{
if (exit)
open("http://www.mydomain.com/index.html"); }
//-->
</script>

This does not work
<!--
var exit=true;
function xit()
{
if (exit)
open("http://www.mydomain.com/.html",width=300,height=300"); }
//-->
</script>

What am I doing wrong?
Thanks for the help.

Bailey
Message # 72754 24.186.168.27 Sat Dec 7 00:40:11 2002


ANOTHER BBW site that is...LOL....

Ok now to zzzzzzz land

Mitzy (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72753 66.76.105.243 Sat Dec 7 00:35:49 2002


I know Mr.Yum... I've been so busy I don't think I'll ever catch up!!! Oh, I had a new niche as well :) I had fun doing it tho and thats whats important...lol.. I think I'll do a BBW site soon.

Thanks Donald. How have you been?

Well, boys, as bad as I would like to stay up and play, I have an early morning (yes, work on a weekend.. what else is new?...lol) So I'll see you soon.

Mitzy (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72752 66.76.105.243 Sat Dec 7 00:34:09 2002


Evening all ;)

Boy, this board hums along on boingo nights...lol.

Hi ya Mitzy...I'm SURE it will be great! Of that I have no doubt ;)

I know what ya mean though...I just finished Magus' gift...a niche I've never done...and I'm hoping I didn't completely blow it...lol.

Wow...what a crazy week...these 16 hour days start ta get to ya...lol. And I'm just getting started on my evening submits...yeehaw!

MrYum
Message # 72751 216.175.81.27 Fri Dec 6 23:55:46 2002


I'm sure it will be great!!!
Donald
Message # 72750 216.148.244.38 Fri Dec 6 23:13:47 2002


I was sweating finishing my NPOW... I'm not known for finishing on time.. I know it has tons of errors...lol...
Mitzy (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72749 66.76.105.243 Fri Dec 6 23:12:32 2002


Hi Donald, Hi Robbo!!! I'm very busy.. but tis the season.

Mitzy (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72748 66.76.105.243 Fri Dec 6 23:11:10 2002


Oh yeah congrats massman!

I do have to get a sort of family pic page up if I have time tonight! I just have a ton of other stuff open right now. Must feed the empire! hehe

Robbo (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72747 24.51.20.124 Fri Dec 6 23:07:58 2002


Uh oh am I too late for the belly pics! LOL

Robbo (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72746 24.51.20.124 Fri Dec 6 23:05:13 2002


Hi mitzy,
how ya doin tonight? : )

Donald
Message # 72745 66.119.33.135 Fri Dec 6 23:04:30 2002


Hello Everyone!!! I see I missed Bingo!! I'll have to scroll down and see who won. I did however finish my NPOW... I'll have it ready to post tomorrow. Hope I did good by Mr.Yum.
Mitzy (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72744 66.76.105.243 Fri Dec 6 22:58:04 2002


Jennifer - :) You will love having a little girl - they're lots of fun :))

okies - I'll keep an eye out for your email :)

I'm off to do some building....

Kathy (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72743 198.142.181.212 Fri Dec 6 22:23:29 2002


good eveining everyone,
Oz has gone off now maybe I can get some work done. :)

Donald
Message # 72742 66.119.33.135 Fri Dec 6 22:22:37 2002


Kathy- I just sent you a quick short email, just so ya know it's me and not spam :o)

Just about bedtime for me too, maybe. Depends on how fast this Diet Dr. Pepper kicks in.

Jennifer (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72741 172.159.75.83 Fri Dec 6 22:19:25 2002


Hehe glad you can take a joke, sarettah, cuz I usually don't make them :o)

Jennifer (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72740 172.159.75.83 Fri Dec 6 22:15:12 2002


Goodnight Bailey ;) Goodnight Sare - sweet spanking dreams ;))

Sare - well I plan on using that pic of her as future blackmail material - she only played cause her brothers did :)

Marie - I hope your daughter has a fab birthday!

I suppose i should do some work now....


Kathy (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72739 198.142.181.212 Fri Dec 6 22:14:33 2002


G'night Sare, Bailey-
Kathy- she's adorable!! Oh, how cool, I can't wait :o)

Jennifer (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72738 172.159.75.83 Fri Dec 6 22:14:21 2002


offhand, I would guess because that is how long it takes to stop laughing and get down to business, but I could be wrong...
*******************************************

just had to pop back to say:

rotflmfao....lololololololololololol

sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72737 66.140.68.101 Fri Dec 6 22:12:36 2002


I can just hear Pee Wee Herman in that one Cheech and Chong movie saying "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry... I'm NOT sorry! hahaha!!" As a matter of fact I believe it's the one where Cheech needs somebody to scratch his balls...

Jennifer (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72736 172.159.75.83 Fri Dec 6 22:12:19 2002


Well Good night everyone.

I enjoyed the chat and laughs and gots lots of info too.

See ya all tomorrow.
Have a good one.

Bailey
Message # 72735 24.186.168.27 Fri Dec 6 22:11:58 2002


Very cute pic Kathy.... She'll be able to hold her own with the boys when she grows up..eh?

anyway...I think it is about it for me... have a couple of things to finish up then it will be sit on my ass and watch the tube time... all 15 minutes or so of it :)

Take care.... I hope everyone has a great night...

Congrats again Massman :)

Night Bailey, Marie, Kathy, Jennifer, Massman, anyone else whom I may have missed...

Oh yeah... Night Voltar :)


sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72734 66.140.68.101 Fri Dec 6 22:11:20 2002


no need to be i actually think it is funny lmao
massman
Message # 72733 67.9.46.101 Fri Dec 6 22:10:14 2002


Yeah...I probably could keep it up for more than 30 seconds....

but why???
*********

offhand, I would guess because that is how long it takes to stop laughing and get down to business, but I could be wrong...

(hehhehheh)

Jennifer (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72732 172.159.75.83 Fri Dec 6 22:09:21 2002


i feel like a dumbass for falling for it..lmao
***************************************

Sorry about that... I didn't mean to actually confuse anyone.... I hate it when that happens....




sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72731 66.140.68.101 Fri Dec 6 22:06:37 2002


Oh, if tamara is around at all anymore, she'll vouch for that pic, I sent it to her once... actually, I went to college *after having my 2 boys and my husband took that pic and left it on the stove for me one night when I got in from a late class- so it is Negligent FATHER magazine, actually! :oD

Jennifer (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72730 172.159.75.83 Fri Dec 6 22:05:25 2002


Voltar - now that would be fun ;) Suddenly, I'm feeling an urge to learn about canes, and whips, and chains... :))

this is what happens to daughters when Mum is the footy coach ;)
http://www.topshelfmarketing.com/rugby.jpg

Kathy (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72729 198.142.181.212 Fri Dec 6 22:05:20 2002


You just can't help yourself can you
***********************************

How come all the women ask me that.... I mean, yeah, I can help myself...yes, I can hang up my own coat.... yeah, I could put the toilet seat down.... Yeah...I probably could keep it up for more than 30 seconds....

but why???

;p


sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72728 66.140.68.101 Fri Dec 6 22:05:16 2002


shows a kid in a diaper duct-taped to the front of the stove
**************************************

rotflmfao..... love it, sounds like a cover shot for "Neglitient Mother Magazine" (sp?? cause I know thats not right, but my brain has gone somewhere and hidden from me)

sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72727 66.140.68.101 Fri Dec 6 22:03:33 2002


thank you all :)
i feel like a dumbass for falling for it..lmao
that was a good one though..

massman
Message # 72726 67.9.46.101 Fri Dec 6 22:01:39 2002


Sare- oh duct tape fixes just about anything that a staple gun won't! (staple sack.... staple sack... ok had a staple sack moment, don't ask)...
so we are not the only family that has a polaroid shot in a drawer somewhere labeled "hold still dammnit!" that shows a kid in a diaper duct-taped to the front of the stove? Oh wait, that makes me sound like a bad mother.... never mind, I *never did that.

Jennifer (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72725 172.159.75.83 Fri Dec 6 22:01:36 2002


My oldest daughter is 21.... used to be I felt the same way...you aint having boys near you until you're 50....

Now I'm like...move in with him, get married, I dont care that hes on drugs and has tatoos and pierced body parts....

as long as it gets you out of the house, I'm for it :)

Old Tom and canes eh.... Nah, thats ok, thanx for the thought, really, you need'nt bother.....
I think I'll be running along now .....




sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72724 66.140.68.101 Fri Dec 6 22:01:35 2002


Congrats Massman.

sare you are too funny! You just can't help yourself can you?:)

Bailey
Message # 72723 24.186.168.27 Fri Dec 6 21:59:15 2002


Should we spank Sare?

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Please dont spank me...please...anything except the spanking......

;p


sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72722 66.140.68.101 Fri Dec 6 21:58:50 2002


Sarettah- lol! My hubby shaves his head bald on purpose, and the babies *always have more hair than him! He's nuts, I think he had a bad hair experience as a kid or something, because he shaves everything but his eyebrows practically- weirdo!

Jennifer (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72721 172.159.75.83 Fri Dec 6 21:58:49 2002


kathy yes please!

maybe we can get Old Tom and his canes as well..

hehehe..


Voltar (President)
Message # 72720 148.78.247.10 Fri Dec 6 21:58:32 2002


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Message # 72719 127.0.0.1 Fri Dec 6 21:57:47 2002


to duct tape his mouth shut indefinately
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Ya gotta love that duct tape..... Used it on my son from the day he turned 13 until last month when he turned 21...

probably saved his life it did ;p


sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72718 66.140.68.101 Fri Dec 6 21:57:47 2002


Should we spank Sare?

Hard?

:)

Kathy (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72717 198.142.181.212 Fri Dec 6 21:55:52 2002


16 year old daughter- scary!! Hehehe my husband has already said numerous times that there is NO way she will be allowed to date until about the age of 30 or so. I can honestly say that if my 9 1/2 year old son's attitude lately is any indication of the upcoming teenaged attitude, I may have to duct tape his mouth shut indefinately. Then my 7 1/2 year old son is the quietest, sweetest, most artistic little guy you could ever want to meet. I think the personality goes with the fact he's left-handed and the other one is right-handed.


Jennifer (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72716 172.159.75.83 Fri Dec 6 21:55:39 2002


i see i'm going to have to smack someone with a trout in aminute
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Not the Trout, anything but the trout...puhleeeeassse

(please dont throw me into that briar patch Brer fox...puhleeeaaasssee)

sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72715 66.140.68.101 Fri Dec 6 21:55:29 2002


massman..he's playfully teasing you...you won :)
Voltar (President)
Message # 72714 148.78.247.10 Fri Dec 6 21:55:01 2002


are you serious i dont see that rule
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Massman, half the time I'm joking, the other half of the time I'm full of shit and the rest of time I'm wrong :)


sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72713 66.140.68.101 Fri Dec 6 21:53:49 2002


oops... i didnt read b4 i posted that last one...lol was too busy rereading the rules...
WOOHOO...ty,ty.. :)

voltar you can erase that last message too lol
ps: you got me sar lmao

massman
Message # 72712 67.9.46.101 Fri Dec 6 21:53:43 2002


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Message # 72711 127.0.0.1 Fri Dec 6 21:53:09 2002


Congratz Massmas! :)

Sare - :)) I'm only like this because I'm just back from the long long morning of putting up with watching the boys play cricket... I enjoy the winter months much more when they play rugby cause I get to coach - and the game takes a lot less time, and it's cooler, and there's facilities at the fields they play on ;) And - besides all of that - Rugby is my favourite game :) Can you tell? Is it obvious? :))

Kathy (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72710 198.142.181.212 Fri Dec 6 21:53:09 2002


Congratulations again massman!!!!

now its time for me to finish writing this story, have a great day all :)


Marie (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72709 139.134.58.153 Fri Dec 6 21:52:36 2002


lol...we had my first two both at the same time....

10 years later the third one came along.... and I still don't know where kids come from... they just keep showing up and then I'm told they're mine....

never look like me though...except when they first come out all bald and wrinkly like ;p


sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72708 66.140.68.101 Fri Dec 6 21:52:31 2002


i see i'm going to have to smack someone with a trout in aminute arn't i :))

list the free space..hahaha..
i think that's why it's called the free space :)

<GRIN>

off to emails...

i see al dropped by..al are you still 639ing yourself?
LOL
:)

Voltar (President)
Message # 72707 148.78.247.10 Fri Dec 6 21:52:16 2002


Sar,
are you serious i dont see that rule? but this is my first time winning so i might be wrong

massman
Message # 72706 67.9.46.101 Fri Dec 6 21:51:56 2002


Jennifer, I know what you mean - I could disappear for days tied up in erotica lol then suddenly I wonder where the week has gone and I come back :)

Kids hmmmm between Steve and I well we have double figures lol and my youngest daughter turned 16 today :)

Marie (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72705 139.134.58.153 Fri Dec 6 21:51:19 2002


Congratulations Massman :)


sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72704 66.140.68.101 Fri Dec 6 21:50:42 2002


massman- congrats! And your other half is right- 2 IS enough... but when you find out number three is coming, it's all okay somehow. At least, it was for me :o)

Jennifer (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72703 172.159.75.83 Fri Dec 6 21:50:31 2002


Hi Marie, good to know ya! :o)

I have a bad habit of getting knee-deep in porn and then getting overwhelmed with family and dropping out of sight.... it has got to be the MOST embarassing and frustrating bad habit I have. But anyway, It's funny how when cash gets tight *this is what I turn to... I guess once you get a taste of it, you can't stop- like chocolate... ooooh, chocolate......

Jennifer (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72702 172.159.75.83 Fri Dec 6 21:49:02 2002


- Girls don't play cricket therefore they are much nicer
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real men dont play cricket either ;p

j/k...please dont kill me for that one...I couldnt resist..my fingers have taken over tinight and this stuff just pours out...eeeeek

sarettah (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 72701 66.140.68.101 Fri Dec 6 21:49:00 2002


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Message # 72700 148.78.247.10 Fri Dec 6 21:48:33 2002



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