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No, she drove down the road and threw it out the window of the car I think. They found it and sewed it back on, then he did a porn.
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160499 65.191.201.60 Fri Feb 26 10:34:39 2010


i think every man felt that one donald!
didn't she feed it to the dog or something like that?

Voltar (President)
Message # 160498 148.78.249.32 Fri Feb 26 09:49:55 2010


Good morning. I have had a fear of naked women and sharp objects ever since the Bobbit incident. Just gives me the willies and a fear of losing my willy. :D
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160497 65.191.201.60 Fri Feb 26 08:40:07 2010


morning all..

Voltar (President)   Black chick with her sword
Message # 160496 148.78.249.31 Fri Feb 26 08:16:53 2010


yeppers those sure do help!
of course i still like the old... if it don't work, kick it! :)

Voltar (President)
Message # 160495 148.78.249.31 Thu Feb 25 16:11:04 2010


Good morning.

Don't forget about coat hangers and wd-40! :D

DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160494 65.191.201.60 Thu Feb 25 12:13:55 2010


morning all..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160493 148.78.249.32 Thu Feb 25 06:59:40 2010


of course pocket knives and bubble gum work wonders too :)

Voltar (President)   black stripper
Message # 160492 148.78.249.32 Wed Feb 24 22:48:28 2010


go back to rubber bands and paper clips :)
hehehe..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160491 148.78.249.33 Wed Feb 24 22:10:59 2010


I know it'll catch the hell out of some catfish. Bacon greese and duct tape... What would we do without them? :D
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160490 65.191.201.60 Wed Feb 24 20:48:32 2010


yea Merlin..it's doing well for me, thanks!
BTW, Chris has some email from me..

donald..yea i still think it'll work well for you...organic and renewable...who knew pork would fall into that catagory :)

Voltar (President)
Message # 160489 148.78.249.32 Wed Feb 24 11:37:50 2010


Good Day all!

Voltar, I trust this new server is beating your expectations?

Merlin (VNWR Community Member)   M3server.com
Message # 160488 99.190.67.112 Wed Feb 24 11:28:34 2010


Yea, I've used that and fatback too.
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160487 65.191.201.60 Wed Feb 24 09:19:34 2010


make that "with" strips of bacon..not "for" strips of bacon...
dang typos :)

Voltar (President)
Message # 160486 148.78.249.31 Wed Feb 24 08:22:37 2010


hehehe...see i got you thinking about it man!
it's good to think out of the box!
BTW..just rub some bacon fat/lard on your lure, lightly..it'll do the job as well or better than anything you'll buy...i've actully went bass fishing for strips of bacon before..and i'll tell you..it works!

morning all..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160485 148.78.249.31 Wed Feb 24 08:21:19 2010


"She squirts on my manns worm"... dat da ticket! Sell two products with one squirt! :D
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160484 65.191.201.60 Wed Feb 24 02:43:32 2010


lol, yep.. I usually check your stuff out. I don't look under the hood as much as I should though.

You made me wonder though, I've sprayed everything else on my lures, from store bought attractants to homemade garlic recpies. Maybe if I dipped my worm in a babes pee the hormones might bring in the fish. :D

hehehehe... It'd make for interesting squirt site if you could get the content. I might could use that to sell some bass attractant. "She squirts on my worm!" ;)

DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160483 65.191.201.60 Wed Feb 24 02:41:57 2010


thanks donald...it uploaded 2k light..which means a damn snowflake got in the way of the transmission on that one..i've checked all the rest and they seem to be alright :)
knew you's look when i mentioned Bass in the tag line :)
hehehe...

Voltar (President)
Message # 160482 148.78.249.32 Tue Feb 23 22:48:45 2010


That first pic isn't coming up when clicked Voltar.
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160481 65.191.201.60 Tue Feb 23 21:26:03 2010


yea donald..and it curls around and hits us with some lake effect...they say another half a foot of snow by the end of the weekend...

Voltar (President)   bass will be dodging these gals peeing
Message # 160480 148.78.249.31 Tue Feb 23 20:50:12 2010


That must be what's heading our way Voltar. It was 60 today, but it's not going to get above mid 40's tomorrow, with rain turning to flurries.
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160479 65.191.201.60 Tue Feb 23 18:15:43 2010


i'll tell you man..i agree with you...global warming is such a crock!
i could just reach out my back door and throw a handfull of this global warming at those zealots!
chunks of ice and all...
:)


Voltar (President)
Message # 160478 148.78.249.32 Tue Feb 23 13:59:14 2010


Global warming is killing you guys aint it? :D
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160477 65.191.201.60 Tue Feb 23 13:06:52 2010


snow snow snow...we keep getting more and more of it here...it's flirting around the freezing mark during the day..so at night it just freezes back up to a nice ice pack...
looking forward to spring!

Voltar (President)   bad girls peeing
Message # 160476 148.78.249.31 Tue Feb 23 11:28:55 2010


morning all...

Voltar (President)
Message # 160475 148.78.249.31 Tue Feb 23 07:00:45 2010


Howdy!
:)

Voltar (President)
Message # 160474 148.78.249.32 Mon Feb 22 14:28:03 2010


Good afternoon.
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160473 65.191.201.60 Mon Feb 22 14:05:51 2010


morning all...
make it a good one :)

Voltar (President)
Message # 160472 148.78.249.33 Mon Feb 22 07:19:57 2010


Happy Sunday
Taavana
Message # 160471 76.26.62.188 Sun Feb 21 11:19:05 2010


morning all...

Voltar (President)
Message # 160470 148.78.249.33 Sun Feb 21 06:44:56 2010


sounds sweet man...before you know it, the bass will be spawning!

Voltar (President)
Message # 160469 148.78.249.31 Sun Feb 21 00:53:50 2010


Sunny and in the 50's. Was 59 today, gonna be 32 tonight, and 65 tomorrow. :D
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160468 65.191.201.60 Sun Feb 21 00:24:47 2010


hi donald..hows the weather been there..
they keep talking about ice and snow storms for the next 48 hours for here...

Voltar (President)
Message # 160467 148.78.249.32 Sat Feb 20 23:01:13 2010


Howdie! :D
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160466 65.191.201.60 Sat Feb 20 22:09:32 2010


and a good evening as well :)

Voltar (President)   anime warrior babes all hot and horny
Message # 160465 148.78.249.31 Sat Feb 20 22:02:40 2010


morning all..


Voltar (President)   big booty toons
Message # 160463 148.78.249.32 Sat Feb 20 09:02:37 2010


hahaha...
i just bet you will :)

Voltar (President)
Message # 160462 148.78.249.33 Fri Feb 19 22:14:25 2010


I'll be thinkin about you while I'm out in that terrible 63 degree weather Sunday. hehehehe..
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160461 65.191.201.60 Fri Feb 19 18:14:29 2010


hanging around the freezing mark here donald..
suppose, starting tomorrow morning, get a dusting of snow..followed by freezing sleet and ice..followed by maybe another foot of snow this next week and an artic blast where we go back down to the high in teens or lower...
spring will come...
:)

Voltar (President)
Message # 160460 148.78.249.31 Fri Feb 19 18:10:32 2010


How's ya'lls weather Voltar? Gonna be in the upper 50's and maybe even a 63 on Sunday here. I might have to make that drive and wet a line Sunday. :D
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160459 65.191.201.60 Fri Feb 19 13:22:42 2010


good positive view there donald...love it!
:)

Voltar (President)
Message # 160458 148.78.249.31 Fri Feb 19 13:12:28 2010


Man I catn sepll tdoady! lol
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160457 65.191.201.60 Fri Feb 19 12:55:27 2010


Good morning...errruhhh... afternoon. I love being a webmaster! How many have jobs that let them sleep all day?

Like Voltar said Taavana, just keep at it. Took me a building a few pages to get back in the swing of coding after I'd been out of it for awhile. But before I knew it, I was right back in it. Though I stiil got to come back to the beginners guide and tutorals for reference quite a bit.

DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160456 65.191.201.60 Fri Feb 19 12:53:47 2010


hi Taavana...
keep up the good work!
you'll get the kinks worked out and get them cranking out :)

Voltar (President)   big booty toon hotties
Message # 160455 148.78.249.32 Fri Feb 19 08:57:59 2010


good morning!
Taavana
Message # 160454 76.26.62.188 Fri Feb 19 08:21:18 2010


morning all..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160453 148.78.249.33 Fri Feb 19 06:48:10 2010


Taa, yea it was obvious you used something that messed up the code...
hand coding is much faster...view source on the gallery i have listed below...you'll see how easy and simple it can be..and still give good results..
:)

Voltar (President)   anime xxx
Message # 160452 148.78.249.32 Thu Feb 18 18:12:09 2010


Yeah, It seems like a forgot more code them I remembered! I had a real hard time getting the links to the pics right too. I've had the hardest time with the sponsor links, seems like put in a extra line, then a extra space somewhere.

I'll get it right before the night is out!!
I want to try to post at least one site a night for the first week, I think. I remember back in the day I used a lot more.

I've always used dream weaver and cleaned up the code by hand.

Taavana
Message # 160451 76.26.62.188 Thu Feb 18 17:48:52 2010


Taavana, looking at it now...

front page...
make your sales text a font size 4
the surfer can see it better then..
and on an orange background, consider making it bold as well..

and you have extra bits of code sprikled around..like the extra / at the end of your img tag for your top banner...so look thru the code(and make sure you are not using any software thats wysisyg..they are all junk and never hold up to adult webmastering...type in raw code in nitepad and make cleaner, faster loading pages..and easier to fix when you do have minor problems creep up..

your title has a typo in it...no trailing E in Hentia..so i suggest fixing that..

your bottom link, should be above your recip. link area...after the sites name..
(you also typoed the same word here too..)
as well as you have the code messed up..for the sponsor...you have a | instead of a : after the http of it...needs fixed for you to get sales credit..

note: get raunchy with sales text..you want impact! and double takes...
things like:
-inked shemales so bad they have sword play with thier dicks!
-Women drawn so hot they had to have dicks to keep the ink from melting off the page!
-4 person shemale naked bobsled team rams it home, again and agian and again and again!
-ect...

and always tell them to click...in various ways..

OH, and remember..on your entrance page, you need all banners to be PG at the max..you know softcore...no dicks or pussy...tits are ok..or many places will not list you...

you also need a warning..look below at one of my old free sites for an example of one..

main page..
well.. there is no main page..
i get this error message:

Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_STRING in /home/s9020518/public_html/hentai-shemales-touch-pricks/pics/index.php on line 1

so you need to check into that and fix it..

hope this helps...and keep at it..many people do alot of first drafts of thier first few sites before they get down...so don't get the blues on it...

Voltar (President)   Panty Plump
Message # 160450 148.78.249.31 Thu Feb 18 15:49:44 2010


Okie dokie! My first site, seems pretty simple, but it took me all day! I had to figure out how to ftp and then my links didn't work at all!

The empty table will be for links to other sites. What do you think of it? What should I take away or add?

Taavana   Hentai Shemales touch pricks
Message # 160449 76.26.62.188 Thu Feb 18 14:48:36 2010


morning all..

cool donald..could be a nice year for you coming up then...and yea alot of people get cabin fever this time of year..and your site is a nice outlet for that

Voltar (President)
Message # 160448 148.78.249.33 Thu Feb 18 07:09:15 2010


I think cabin fever is getting to folks, and they're thinking of spring. Traffic is starting to pick up on my fishing stuff. Made my first bass related sale of the year today too. :D
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160447 65.191.201.60 Wed Feb 17 23:34:33 2010


Nope, ya hadn't told me about that one. It's amazing where you can get them to bite at sometimes. They absolutly defy logic. lol
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160446 65.191.201.60 Wed Feb 17 23:29:09 2010


and did i ever tell you about the 2 1/2 pound small mouth i caught off a country road bridge in water i swear wasn't 10 inches deep..and the stream wasn't more than about 10-12 feet wide..the bridge could barely fit 2 cars bumper to bumper on it...i jsut ahd a good feeling about that spot..fished it dozens of times afterwards..never got any as large..but it did produce :)
sure was fun trying to pull it up..
got it on a copper spinner with a chartruse and white skirt..


Voltar (President)   anime sex
Message # 160445 148.78.249.32 Wed Feb 17 23:17:20 2010


i'd sink one of those..give me an aluminum jon boat..trolling motor..and a warm day..and i'll make magic happen in fishing..although i am a huge fan of a good farm pond and bank fishing them.. :)

Voltar (President)
Message # 160444 148.78.249.31 Wed Feb 17 20:34:43 2010


I was actually looking at some kayakes that they have set up for fishermen. They're pretty cool and about the size I'd need for that little Nissan Sentra.
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160443 65.191.201.60 Wed Feb 17 18:39:34 2010


get you a light john boat..and you can strap it to the roof of a car :)
but yea..a truck helps :)
still to frozen over around here for fishing..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160442 148.78.249.33 Wed Feb 17 17:12:51 2010


I haven't been in a month. Most of the pond owners around my house have stopped letting people fish them. And I haven't been in the mood to drive 20 miles to fish from shore. I gotta get me a truck and a boat. lol
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160441 65.191.201.60 Wed Feb 17 16:14:15 2010


hi donald!
how's the fishing been lately?

Voltar (President)
Message # 160440 148.78.249.32 Wed Feb 17 15:23:21 2010


Welcome Taavana. :D

Hi Voltar.

DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160439 65.191.201.60 Wed Feb 17 14:06:57 2010


hi Taavana, welcome to VNWR!
defintly go the free site route to begin with..and as soon as you get some (even very minor) income coming in..get your own hosting..it's much more reasonable than it use to be..and then tgp a bit as well..
remember to make sure your content is legal..and leaglly owned by you as well..
try out a shotgun approach to see what niches you can sell best..usually 2 of the top 3 are NOT what you personally are interested in...usually works out that way...so be sure to try wierd ones :)

ask away for any help you may need..we are here :)

Voltar (President)   VIP room stripper bj
Message # 160438 148.78.249.32 Wed Feb 17 13:53:06 2010


Hi I'm sorta new. I used to have an online cam site and stuff years ago, but left to work in the real world. Being 'respectable' didn't work out too well for me and I find myself unemployed again. So, I'm starting from scratch with barely a clue, except I know i have to put in a lot of time and effort.

I'm not really sure where to start. I know I don't want to do cams anymore, too many kids around, and I've gotten older and dumpy. I was thinking of blogging and building a free site network. I'll be reading your start stuff and looking for advice in the coming weeks.

I have no extra money, so I found a sponsor that provides free hosting to start out. My have no job, so I am totally focusing on making this work. My current income is going to run totally dry come March, so I have a hard deadline, now I need goals.


Taavana
Message # 160437 76.26.62.188 Wed Feb 17 13:18:44 2010


yea, there is something cool about a chick with a gun :)

morning all..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160436 148.78.249.31 Wed Feb 17 07:13:37 2010


Then she has a steroid fit, forgets she agreed to it, and beats you to death with her ice skate. hmmmm.... nope, I think I'll stick to chics with guns. lol
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160435 65.191.201.60 Wed Feb 17 05:40:23 2010


well donald...
as much as i hate figure skating...and that's alot...there is something to say about women who flirt around in very short skirts and open thier legs in the air so you can stare at thier pussies and camel toes...and who says sex isn't a big part of the olympics...they say you can always smell it in the air in the olympic villages...given all the healthy at prime guys and gals that are housed there...it should be called scandel city...in fact would be a good website theme...
yea i could do something with that..for sure!
:)


Voltar (President)
Message # 160434 148.78.249.31 Tue Feb 16 18:07:17 2010


chad, your post has been pulled for spam..
BTW..if you can't read and follow the rules, how do you expect ANYONE to trust YOU! short answer is, no one..

Voltar (President)   stripper blowjob
Message # 160433 148.78.249.31 Tue Feb 16 18:03:02 2010


Can't be all that great cause if it worked you wouldn't have time to spam.
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160432 65.191.201.60 Tue Feb 16 14:07:22 2010


No I sure haven't. I keep forgetting it's on. I rarely watch nbc anymore anyway.
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160430 65.191.201.60 Tue Feb 16 12:40:17 2010


morning all...

have you been catching any of the olympics donald?

Voltar (President)
Message # 160429 148.78.249.32 Tue Feb 16 09:17:31 2010


ditto on that one donald!!
:)

Voltar (President)
Message # 160428 148.78.249.33 Mon Feb 15 13:19:46 2010


Good morning. I hope everyone got out of VDay without any STD. :D

DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160427 65.191.201.60 Mon Feb 15 10:45:49 2010


morning all..

well now that the throbbing heart background is gone..it looks more like home in here :)

Voltar (President)   a guys favorite valentine
Message # 160426 148.78.249.32 Mon Feb 15 08:06:55 2010


everyone have a good Valentines day today..
and get some!
:)

Voltar (President)   getting lucky for V-Day
Message # 160425 148.78.249.33 Sun Feb 14 09:36:57 2010


morning all...

Voltar (President)
Message # 160424 148.78.249.33 Sat Feb 13 08:09:25 2010


yea and i guess nobodys going to be buying any canadian made torches any time soon either..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160423 148.78.249.33 Sat Feb 13 00:30:07 2010


well..i guess the luge is going to be the sport to watch at the winter olympics this year...with one sadly falling in that event already..a real killer track there...i think the designers were out to lunch...they needed a shield there so the columns wern't in play...
Voltar (President)
Message # 160422 148.78.249.33 Fri Feb 12 21:55:39 2010


don't feel to bad...we are more prepared for that type of weather up here..although our average high usually is about 40 for this time of year...

Voltar (President)
Message # 160421 148.78.249.33 Fri Feb 12 17:17:30 2010


hahaha... I feel bad now. Our is likely to be melted off by tomorrow night.
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160420 65.191.201.60 Fri Feb 12 15:46:30 2010


oh, well you got to love steak and BJ day!

good luck with the snow...looks like ours is going to hang around a while..we arn't suppose to get above freezing until after this month is over...sometime in march they say we might get 32 or above...

Voltar (President)
Message # 160419 148.78.249.33 Fri Feb 12 13:33:00 2010


Looks like we're gonna get some snow tonight. :D
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160418 65.191.201.60 Fri Feb 12 13:07:56 2010


I was talking steak n bj day, not setting the clocks. hehehehe..
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160417 65.191.201.60 Fri Feb 12 13:05:03 2010


hehehe...none..i hate that day..i hate changing over clocks..things were much better here when we didn't do that...

Voltar (President)
Message # 160416 148.78.249.31 Fri Feb 12 12:18:40 2010


Looks good Voltar. So what kind of background are you going to put up for March 14th? lol
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160415 65.191.201.60 Fri Feb 12 10:48:55 2010


now that looks like it's heart throb weekend :)


Voltar (President)   blowjob betty sucking every last drop out
Message # 160414 148.78.249.31 Fri Feb 12 08:18:35 2010


have a good Valentines day weekend everyone..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160413 148.78.249.31 Fri Feb 12 06:16:33 2010


morning everyone..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160412 148.78.249.32 Thu Feb 11 09:20:24 2010


spam isn't allowed here tedy...your post has been pulled..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160411 148.78.249.31 Wed Feb 10 22:35:22 2010


yeppers, untelling whats next to come man...
earthquakes in our area are really rare...i remember one as a kid..but that's about it..

Voltar (President)   vip room blowjob
Message # 160409 148.78.249.33 Wed Feb 10 18:22:17 2010


Glad that's all it did Voltar. Man.... tornados... earthquakes... Next ya'll be wanting to get in on the hurricane action. :D
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160408 65.191.201.60 Wed Feb 10 13:07:29 2010


make that 2 windows that got slightly shook open..jeeze...at the high of 23 today...it was getting chilly :)


Voltar (President)   backrrom blowjob at local stripper joint
Message # 160407 148.78.249.32 Wed Feb 10 09:03:46 2010


well, got woke up this morning by the Ill. earthquake...even found a window that had shook loose and slide open about a half an inch...letting in some cold air...

morning all..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160406 148.78.249.32 Wed Feb 10 07:55:05 2010


there you go, i always wanted a fishing pond i could fish from my porch :)
so far we have about a half a foot or so of new snow..but it's still coming down heavy..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160405 148.78.249.32 Tue Feb 9 17:26:14 2010


All we're getting is rain... loads and loads of rain. Much more and I'm going to stock the front yard with bass and brim. :D
DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 160404 65.191.201.60 Tue Feb 9 14:46:31 2010


morning all..
between now and thurs. we are expecting around 16 inches of snow...with 4-5 foot snow drifts..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160403 148.78.249.33 Tue Feb 9 07:18:46 2010


well how goes it!!

Voltar (President)
Message # 160402 148.78.249.31 Mon Feb 8 23:09:47 2010


hey dad
Matt
Message # 160401 98.222.141.48 Mon Feb 8 13:28:45 2010


yea, that one was funny!!!

morning everyone..

Voltar (President)
Message # 160400 148.78.249.31 Mon Feb 8 08:58:34 2010



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