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donald...so man did it warm up there for you today.. it got close to freeing here... dang near t-shirt and shorts weather! Voltar (President)   The Love Test Message # 160299 148.78.249.31 Wed Jan 13 16:00:51 2010

morning everyone..looks like the big thaw is on it's way :) Voltar (President) Message # 160298 148.78.249.32 Wed Jan 13 09:06:51 2010

hahaha...yea i think that might be in line :) Voltar (President) Message # 160297 148.78.249.31 Tue Jan 12 22:03:28 2010

I think I need to rethink my plans to move to Alaska. :D DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160296 65.191.201.60 Tue Jan 12 18:40:02 2010

must be nice! they are talking that we might actually see freezing tomorrow or the next day... so it's definitly warming up... only in the teens tonight..so i can turn the heat down some.. Voltar (President) Message # 160295 148.78.249.31 Tue Jan 12 17:01:32 2010

Yep, were up in the mid 40's today. Suppose to get up to 58 by Friday. Might go skinny dipping since it'll be so hot. :D DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160294 65.191.201.60 Tue Jan 12 14:30:26 2010

hi donald...are you all starting to warm up yet? Voltar (President) Message # 160293 148.78.249.33 Tue Jan 12 13:54:19 2010

Good morning. :D DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160292 65.191.201.60 Tue Jan 12 10:23:27 2010

morning agian everyone.. Voltar (President) Message # 160291 148.78.249.33 Tue Jan 12 08:38:11 2010

morning all.... Voltar (President) Message # 160290 148.78.249.32 Mon Jan 11 08:36:27 2010

well here in the states, they check for that sort of thing...elsewhere you have to be wary of any supposed record... Voltar (President) Message # 160289 148.78.249.32 Sun Jan 10 22:53:35 2010

I've thought about doing that myself. :D DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160288 65.191.201.60 Sun Jan 10 17:26:01 2010

i think he shoved BBs down his throat..didn't look that big from the video... :) morning all.. Voltar (President) Message # 160287 148.78.249.31 Sun Jan 10 06:39:07 2010

He probably got around that by having his trolling motor on at a crawl. But that's cool, he only tied it. Breaking the record in my job. :D I do wonder what other size bass they pull out of there. Too many hawgs and I'd have to ponder about growth hormones in the water. ;) DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160286 65.191.201.60 Sat Jan 9 23:07:47 2010

yea, said he caught it where no boat was allowed to stop...seems really fishy to me :) Voltar (President) Message # 160285 148.78.249.33 Sat Jan 9 21:39:48 2010

He probably whipped out some of that Jujitsu on the poor bass. whaaaa..whaaaa... whaaaa.. :D DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160284 65.191.201.60 Sat Jan 9 18:33:04 2010

i'll bet they raised it themselves donald..hand fed it too...i've seen that happen in tournements before... and it's hard to believe it only took 3 minutes to catch a world record...my ass! Voltar (President)   knock your socks off redhead Message # 160283 148.78.249.32 Sat Jan 9 18:07:26 2010

Japan believe it or not. This is the article, took them 6 months to varify it. http://www.igfa.org/Records/World-Record-Largemouth-Bass.aspx DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160282 65.191.201.60 Sat Jan 9 16:38:22 2010

no man i didn't...tell me about it..where, the size, on what bait, etc... Voltar (President) Message # 160281 148.78.249.32 Sat Jan 9 16:34:19 2010

Hey Voltar! They finnaly caught a bass to tie with the world record. Did you see that? DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160280 65.191.201.60 Sat Jan 9 15:59:22 2010

morning all... Voltar (President) Message # 160279 148.78.249.31 Sat Jan 9 06:51:52 2010

ours is ending in Feb. early march..usually one last snow fall during the high school sectionals.. Voltar (President) Message # 160278 148.78.249.32 Fri Jan 8 17:31:49 2010

True. Very true. We don't normally get any snow we're gonna get till late January to mid Febuary. DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160277 65.191.201.60 Fri Jan 8 17:20:34 2010

well donald..winter isn't over yet man...you could still get some :) Voltar (President) Message # 160276 148.78.249.32 Fri Jan 8 12:24:16 2010

VBB here again! Yea I'm here, along with the surge of home bound surfers! So be ready for them, build now for them. Get your SE rankings up! Get your toplist rankings up! Get your internal and external linking built up! In short get ready for the WHOLE year Now! It's coming at YOU! VBB - The Cool Board Bot The VNWR Board Bot (The Ghost of VNWR)   OT Scripts Industrial Strength Message # 160275 127.0.0.1 Fri Jan 8 09:34:12 2010

We didn't get squat. All that build up for a big let down. DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160274 65.191.201.60 Fri Jan 8 09:34:12 2010

morning all... well donald..less than 20 miles from here(one county over and even part of the county i live in) is predicting up to 20" of snow by the end of tomorrow...all it would take would be a small shift in the wind and then i'd get it here.. we already look like a winter wonderland a foot and a half deep..personally i'm rooting for them to be right and it misses here for the most part...i'm so ready for spring..i want the gals in tank/tube tops, shorts, bikinis and such back! :) Voltar (President) Message # 160273 148.78.249.31 Fri Jan 8 08:35:36 2010

sorry JP, no spam allowed..your post has been pulled.. Voltar (President) Message # 160272 148.78.249.33 Thu Jan 7 22:12:33 2010

The VNWR Board Bot (The Ghost of VNWR)   OT Scripts Industrial Strength Message # 160271 127.0.0.1 Thu Jan 7 19:43:46 2010

hahaha..wait til you are in the zone where they are predicting up to 30 inches of snow..and see the stores and how they act then...wow...the staples..bread, milk, peanut butter, eggs, etc...are gone in an instant.. so i can see that fight you are talking about..i've seen it many times! :) Voltar (President) Message # 160269 148.78.249.31 Thu Jan 7 17:22:56 2010

Oh.. Just come from the grociery store. There was two old women beating the hell out of a guy for the last loaf of bread. I think I'm gonna have Post Tramatic Stress Disorder from what I saw on the milk isle. OHHHHHHH the horror! DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160268 65.191.201.60 Thu Jan 7 16:15:41 2010

Looks like we're gonna get some of your snow Voltar. A whole dusting to an inch. lol DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160267 65.191.201.60 Thu Jan 7 16:13:24 2010

morning all... Voltar (President) Message # 160266 148.78.249.32 Thu Jan 7 06:25:01 2010

yea that too would give a good idea you better double bag it before you sink it! :) Voltar (President)   lash loving hottie Message # 160265 148.78.249.32 Wed Jan 6 20:26:42 2010

I thought that was what the 2x4 was for. :D DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160264 65.191.201.60 Wed Jan 6 18:00:02 2010

question for the guys out there.. How do you know when the gal you are about to have sex with is a real porn star> Answer: Because of the bungie cord tied to the foot of her bed, for you to hook around your ankle for when you fall in! hehehe... Voltar (President) Message # 160263 148.78.249.33 Wed Jan 6 07:03:24 2010

yeppers..know what you mean :) good morning to all you mages of the wisp and smoke plain known as the internet... Voltar (President)   a kinko Message # 160262 148.78.249.33 Wed Jan 6 06:58:23 2010

Hey, you can always say shoveling it was so goos you wanted to shovel smow. :D Though I'd know that was a lie. DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160261 65.191.201.60 Tue Jan 5 23:30:41 2010

hehehe... well after going out and shoveling 18" of it today..i feel i can call it anything i like...hehehe..and did many times and ways.. dang typos :) Voltar (President) Message # 160260 148.78.249.32 Tue Jan 5 22:34:17 2010

Dang! Snowing so much you changed the name of the stuff to smow huh? hehehehe... DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160259 65.191.201.60 Tue Jan 5 20:45:43 2010

and still it smows some more.. :) morning everyone.. Voltar (President) Message # 160258 148.78.249.33 Tue Jan 5 07:08:03 2010

morning all.. yea..i've always been more a vampirella fan too(except for the movie..which they screwed up).. Voltar (President) Message # 160257 148.78.249.32 Mon Jan 4 08:50:19 2010

I'd prolly like the vamirellas better myself. DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160256 65.191.201.60 Sun Jan 3 23:39:30 2010

it's nice..but i like my solid gold covers of the xmen and red foil vampirillas better... personal taste :) Voltar (President) Message # 160255 148.78.249.31 Sun Jan 3 21:55:58 2010

You got that right Voltar. Look what I picked up at the comic store today. This has got to be the coolest cover I've ever seen. http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/comicdon/Marvel%20Comics/ml_2009_captain_america_ 45.jpg DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160254 65.191.201.60 Sun Jan 3 20:47:54 2010

well, undeserving people..recently..have gotten it for a whole lot less! :) Voltar (President) Message # 160253 148.78.249.31 Sun Jan 3 16:44:06 2010

I think we deserve the Nobel prize for thinking that stuff up. :D DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160252 65.191.201.60 Sun Jan 3 14:25:21 2010

don't forget the earth wobble in there as well..and each time an asteriod hits us it throws us off a bit too... as far as the not finding uses for fossil fuels..i think they may have built up before..and thru natural processes, leaks caught on fire and fueled things that would have resembled jet engines..many of them..constat and going for years/decades on end..and this would have had an effect on the global climate..and could have contributed to the dinos dieing out as well..funny how no one ever looked at that.. Voltar (President) Message # 160251 148.78.249.32 Sun Jan 3 13:35:39 2010

Sorry for the lousy grammer/spelling in that last post. Hard to make since when yer shivering. :D seriously, aint that bad, I just aint used to it. DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160250 65.191.201.60 Sun Jan 3 09:48:17 2010

lol Yea, but ya'lls used to cold. Though -10 has got ta bite into ya bit. Our average low is high 30's in December with maybe one night dipping in to the teens, but that's once in a blue moon. A week or more of that nonsense, never getting out of the 30's for highs; down here and we think it's a new ice age startin. But I'm really just bitchin to be bitchin.. that time of the month I guess. :D This is my theroy on GW... There is absolutly no way the Earth follows the same path as it goes around the sun. Sometimes it will go round a hair closer to the sun for a few years, warming us up; sometime a hair further from the sun cooling us down. Just my scientific opinion, none of it based on any kind of common sense, it is my theroy after all. :D It's all about the big wheels having money invested in things they want to make money off us buying them.. ie green energy. btw... what's all them burned out batteries and spent fuel cells from their so called "green" energy products going to do to our atmophere and enviroment. And another question; What if we do stop using fossel fuel and over millions of year, (I know I'm thinking way into the future. We'll be nuked each other to extinction by then), that fossil builds back up and isn't being used? That can't be good for life on the planet. What if we'd never started using it? And that stuff was still building up underground? Seems to me if we didn't use the stuff the planet would be building up to a great big BOOM. Yes, I'm full of it today. Take the soap bax away now. :D lol DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160249 65.191.201.60 Sun Jan 3 09:45:17 2010

i meant to say..the scientists you mentioned are really just in it for the money...they to know it's a crock :) morning everyone... stay warm! Voltar (President) Message # 160248 148.78.249.31 Sun Jan 3 09:07:49 2010

anyone with half a brain knows we go in and out of ice ages over time..global warming is a crock..as i know you agree with me donald.. as for cold buddy...we dipped and dipped and dipped last night... -10F ..yeppers that's ten below zero last night..caught everyone off guard..and the snow didn't quite add up here..but 10 miles away it's feet of it...here so far around a foot..and the sun compacts it...so a foot squishes down to 6" or so after a day or two..can't melt because we never get out of the 20's... Voltar (President) Message # 160247 148.78.249.31 Sun Jan 3 09:06:19 2010

Well lest you send snow too, keep that stuff up there. :D And think about it, right now hundreds of the worlds top scientists are pooling their geinuses to figure out how to buff the data results to explain how global warming is causing us to freeze our tookasses off. Our tax dollars at work bud! Go Go Power Rangers!! lol DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160246 65.191.201.60 Sun Jan 3 07:44:45 2010

wait till you start seeing some of that snow too! they say it'll carry from here right down to georgia! and it's in single digits here already with wind chills below zero..so what you have sounds balmy to me right now :) Voltar (President) Message # 160245 148.78.249.31 Sat Jan 2 22:09:29 2010

Voltar... What in the hell did you send down here to us???? We're suppose to have highs in the mid 30's and low's in the teens and twenties for at least a week. Wind too so the windchill thing on top of that. Stepped outside today and thought the tectonic plates had shifted and put us where Chicago was suppose to be. hehehehebrrrrhehebrrhehehe.. :D DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160244 65.191.201.60 Sat Jan 2 20:05:52 2010

snowy morning all... yeppers, we got a foot of snow on the ground here..and another foot predicted by tomorrow morning... Voltar (President) Message # 160243 148.78.249.31 Sat Jan 2 07:51:32 2010

yeppers, things have changed...but the net always has had an ebb and flow to it...most the old NPOWs are still valid to this day..i get people from time to time coming back and telling me how they are still making them moeny after years :) so what you leaning towards doing? Voltar (President)   BDSM Latex babe Message # 160242 148.78.249.33 Fri Jan 1 16:08:26 2010

It was funny I was watching Webdreams on IFC after work one day and it got me thinking of the old days which in turn got me started again, but now its two jobs hehe :) Maqua Message # 160241 69.157.55.30 Fri Jan 1 13:43:59 2010

Not to bad my friend, its been a long time since we were eating breakfast hehe :) Went back to work and did not do any adult for about 5yrs, started back in Dec, the industry is not the same as it was in 1999 :) Maqua   Pops Porn Corner Message # 160240 69.157.55.30 Fri Jan 1 13:40:53 2010

Hi Maqua, how you been doing? Voltar (President) Message # 160239 148.78.249.31 Fri Jan 1 13:36:15 2010

Happy New Year Voltar, long time no see my friend :) hope you are well!! Maqua   Pops Porn Corner Message # 160238 69.157.55.30 Fri Jan 1 12:56:24 2010

May this new year bring you all many sign ups and huge sponsor checks! Voltar (President) Message # 160237 148.78.249.32 Fri Jan 1 05:24:23 2010

hahaha...i got my yard stick out just so i can do that! :) Voltar (President) Message # 160236 148.78.249.31 Thu Dec 31 19:53:35 2009

Fear not, I'll be around to cuss at the spammers. :D Before long ya'll are going to be measuring the snow by the yard. DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160235 65.191.201.60 Thu Dec 31 18:35:05 2009

and we are starting this one off with a blast..of snow that is..from a foot or so to up to 30 inches of snow by the end of this weekend...and all of it lake effect snow! which means i may be off the net for much of it..and good chance i'll be snowed in and the dish is only 3-4 feet off the ground so it might get buried as well... Voltar (President) Message # 160234 148.78.249.32 Thu Dec 31 17:31:39 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWEEELLLL!!!! }:-[ > DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160233 65.191.201.60 Thu Dec 31 15:33:52 2009

Have a safe and happy New Year everyone! Voltar (President) Message # 160232 148.78.249.33 Thu Dec 31 11:36:01 2009

well, i like having a white Xmas...but after that the long below freezing streches and constant whiteness can get to you... but it is an interesting place to live :) morning all.. Voltar (President) Message # 160231 148.78.249.33 Wed Dec 30 11:49:14 2009

I gotta move up your way Voltar. I don't mind the cold if there's snow, but there's just no point in cold without snow. You're just freezin yer butt off for no reason when you can't throw a slushball at somebody. :D DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160230 65.191.201.60 Wed Dec 30 06:11:45 2009

hhhmmm.. we are suppose to, starting this weekend, get an entire week of lake effect snow..each day.. going to be interesting to see how much that stacks up to... Voltar (President) Message # 160229 148.78.249.31 Tue Dec 29 18:03:04 2009

Good morning. :D No snow, but it's cold here. DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member)   comics Message # 160228 65.191.201.60 Tue Dec 29 10:53:27 2009

and it's still snowing here... morning all.. Voltar (President) Message # 160227 148.78.249.33 Mon Dec 28 08:02:04 2009

morning everyone.. Voltar (President) Message # 160226 148.78.249.33 Sun Dec 27 09:05:01 2009

and another spam bites the dust..not allowed here! Voltar (President) Message # 160225 148.78.249.32 Sun Dec 27 04:02:45 2009

well remember..ole wives tales are rooted in some fact somewhere.... but for where you are at..it does seem unlikely... we on the otherhand are suppose to top out by tomorrow night with around 4-7 inches of snow.. we already have 2-3 inches on the ground.. Voltar (President) Message # 160223 148.78.249.33 Sat Dec 26 22:24:22 2009

Mum thinks we're in for a bit of snow. We had a little thunderstorm yesterday, and there's an old wives tale about if you see lighting and thunder in December it will snow in 10 days. I told her I didn't believe it would cause I saw lighting, but never saw the thunder. I heard it. But not once in my life have I ever seen it. :D 25 years ago I'd prolly just now be getting up off the floor for a smart comment like that. lol DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160222 65.191.201.60 Sat Dec 26 20:08:48 2009

hahaha donald! :) now that looks pretty much like it does outside right now...had the take the tree down you know :) Voltar (President) Message # 160221 148.78.249.32 Sat Dec 26 19:37:55 2009

Well then.... Certainly explains my mammoth schlong! :D DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160220 65.191.201.60 Sat Dec 26 18:11:29 2009

morning all... is the second busiest shopping day of the year..return saturday! BTW, good news for all the guys out there.. 15 years ago..the average gals tit size was a B cup...it's now a C cup! a whopping 25% increase in a womans average tit size.. they believe that it's due to all the growth hormones now found in all the meats out there.. what a great side effect to have...have your gals eat more cheeseburgers for bigger fun bags! Voltar (President) Message # 160219 148.78.249.31 Sat Dec 26 07:49:47 2009

Yea, a lot of the family has to visit a half dozen places to be today, this way we can get together and hang out for awhile without there being a big rush to get somewhere else. And I don't have to work around my ex's schedule to spend time with my boy. Hi Jo! Hope you're having a Merry Christmas. DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160218 65.191.201.60 Fri Dec 25 18:45:01 2009

yea donald..i know how that is..i did mine last weekend with family... Hi Jojasa! Voltar (President) Message # 160217 148.78.249.33 Fri Dec 25 14:06:38 2009

Merry Christmas everyone :-) Jojasa (Vice President) Message # 160216 75.57.153.181 Fri Dec 25 12:42:17 2009

Raining, suppose to be that way all day. Which is cool, I'll just stay inside and chill all day till time to head next door to my sisters house and stuff my face. We won't really do our Christmas thing till next weekend when my brother is here and I have my son anyway. DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160215 65.191.201.60 Fri Dec 25 12:11:13 2009

how about you donald..how's it going in your neck of the woods today? Voltar (President) Message # 160214 148.78.249.31 Fri Dec 25 10:42:16 2009

well...we started the day with a couple of inches of snow on the ground, covered with about a 1/4 of an inch of ice.. then it warmed up..and started to rain..msot the snow is melted off now..and we are suppose to get an inch or two of rain..and then turning back into snow this evening...with 3-4 inches of new snow before this weekend is done.. Voltar (President) Message # 160213 148.78.249.31 Fri Dec 25 10:40:54 2009

Merry Christmas!! Hope everyone has a wonderful holiday. Are ya getting much snow your way Voltar? DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160212 65.191.201.60 Fri Dec 25 09:43:58 2009

Fap... depends on what you are wanting to tell them.. if it's for your business online(something catering to webmasters, having them promote you and that type of thing, where you make money from them or they work for you)..then basicly you are then in the same boat as a sponsor..you pay for it..advertising on sites like this one.. on the other hand, if you jsut want to be known without whoring out your site to webmasters as you do it...then you regularly talk and contribute to Q and A's and such on message boards like this, without pimping your site(othersise is just to damn obvious to all the real webmsters, and even newbies..what you'd be doing..and you'd get yourself banned and posted pulled for spamming the place..coming in and trolling for webmasters is always off limits everywhere..) if you are looking to jsut trade links and such with other webmasters..they you need to do that on a one on one basis...email them after visiting thier site and making sure you all are compatable..and note..no one wants on a links page..that shit hasn't flown since the 1980's.. if you aare gonig to do some sort of link/tgp site..then that again is an entire differnt all game... let me know and i'll give you more feedback on it specifily, if that's the case.. and merry Christmas man! Voltar (President) Message # 160211 148.78.249.31 Fri Dec 25 08:52:33 2009

morning everyone... and Merry Christmas!!! may your surfers be many..your signups a plenty..and your bandwidth usage a record low! :) Voltar (President) Message # 160210 148.78.249.32 Fri Dec 25 08:39:28 2009

Happy Holidays everybody! I am a new webmaster (Faptop.com) and was wondering if you guys could share some of your experience on a question: What is the best way to build a strong network of partner sites? Contact hundreds of webmasters individually or is there some sort of PR Newswire :) so someone can reach more webmasters with one message? Fap   Faptop Message # 160209 138.246.7.48 Fri Dec 25 03:02:23 2009

you are very welcome...share any time :) Voltar (President) Message # 160208 148.78.249.32 Thu Dec 24 16:13:25 2009

Thank you Voltar. :) Just thought I'd share. :D DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160207 65.191.201.60 Thu Dec 24 10:20:58 2009

morning all... Donald, VERY cute man..i like it! :) Voltar (President) Message # 160206 148.78.249.33 Thu Dec 24 09:54:48 2009

Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring Cept for me gently peeling the tape from a gift Dang! It’s a Heddon Mouse! When suddenly I heard up on the roof A bump and the sound of a young man’s shout “Holy shit! Batman! That stuff’s a hundred proof! Your drunk ass best look out!” Then a slurred voice that sounded quite grave “Non-sense Bloy Bunder! We (hic) musrst be brave! Now out of the Bat-Sleigh and to the Bat-Cave!” Then there was a thump A bump A “Dang!” And a “damn!” From the chimney there came Right onto the fire A caped crusader with a great BAM! Again from above the voice of a young man “Holy Ever-Clear Batman! That’s not the cave You’ve gone down a chimney You’re a drunken fool man!” His eyes grew wide as he looked at me “I’m DonaldZ.” I said, “Who you be?” Twas quite shocked by his reply “Can‘t you see? I’m Batman, young Jedi!” His eyes grew wider as he squealed “Yeeeeow!” The fire grew brighter As he began to prowl I was amazed As he ran through my house With the seat of his cape ablaze Though my living room And down the hall Into my kitchen He ran into a wall With the extinguisher I put out his blaze One thing for sure This Bat had no grace Back down the hall And out the front door He tripped on the mat And started to fall He was caught by a boy wonder “I got you Batman. I gotta say You’re certainly no bore.” I agree with Robin That much is for shore! Back to the roof Robin loaded Batman into the sleigh with care “Batman you’re a goof. From now on I hide the lickair!” The turbine started And the exhaust spit fire “Batman you farted!” Said his young squire “Dark Knight my ass! You’re a big bag of dark gas!” And on their journey they started Leaving my roof with a roar But before they parted Robin let out with a shout “Merry freakin Christmas to all! I think I’ll pick up batgirl we’ll all have a ball!!” Merry Christmas all!! DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160205 65.191.201.60 Thu Dec 24 09:28:03 2009

zap! another spam pulled and banned.. sorry sap suckewr! Voltar (President) Message # 160204 148.78.249.33 Thu Dec 24 04:08:57 2009

now that looks alot more like the holidays! :) Voltar (President) Message # 160202 148.78.249.33 Wed Dec 23 15:06:55 2009

morning all.. if it were easy, we wouldn't be webmasters :) Voltar (President) Message # 160201 148.78.249.33 Wed Dec 23 07:06:09 2009

That's an idea, but a lot of trouble. lol DonaldZ (VNWR Community Member) Message # 160200 65.191.201.60 Tue Dec 22 20:58:19 2009

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