Get Primal

By

Robbo

Sex Nexus

Have you ever had one of those days? You know the ones when for whatever reason you just don`t feel like doing a thing or just can`t get any motivation or creative juices flowing! They can be inconvenient especially when we usually have way too many things to accomplish to have one of these days. Of course we have our various caffiene delivery systems, our favorite get up and go music but again some days it`s still just not quite there.

In the music industry singers have been taped 20 feet high on pillars to hit those verses just right, drummers homophobically taunted by placing naked bandmates in the room or strategic placement of intimidatingly beautiful women close enough to pull them out of the state of studio fright or pressure to perform they are feeling at the moment. One day I was working in a studio running on my usual 4 hours sleep getting set up for the days work, everyone else awaiting my signal that we were ready to go. At that moment I faced the fact that I was having one of those days. "I`m the producer...the boss" I thought to myself, I need to get everyone else up to 150% keep them there and stay there with them until they can`t take it any more I can`t have one of those days! I knew drastic measures were in order!

I rounded up the two dogs on the property riled `em up but good and proceeded to take off on a tear around the grounds for a good 10 minutes or so over under and through brush and debris, sliding tumbling and sprinting until I was good and winded covered in dirt and bleeding! Finally I was ALIVE! Living breathing in an almost blissfully ignorant state of hightened awareness that our primitive ancestors must have often reveled in! A basic concept that when used is sure to stimulate ones person...alter the brain chemistry. Get Primal! Remember primal screams..playing on the same basic principles.

Another favorite for stirring the masses was to induce them into a large citrus war or whatever else was handy to throw at each other. After a while of that every soul is at a peak state of awareness. Picture the faces still half laughing half out of breath every muscle still twitching at the ready like true predators! And the beautiful part...no one is in the same state of mind as they were 10 minutes ago and I can bet most all in a better one!

Okay so you don`t have dogs or don`t want to cause too much racket at 3am and really don`t want to indulge in duct tape crucifictions but think to yourself what might stir your soul that you could accomodate. Have someone tickle you until you turn beet red, go play with that burning candle on the top of your computer desk for a while, sacrifice a sqeeze bottle of condiments in the shower. Anything that can change your brain chemistry so completely from one moment to the next can have the desired effect. You may have more ability to help yourself back up than you thought at least for a while and in the process loosened things up a bit and had some fun!

Caution all stunts were performed by reckless yet trained professionals and it is not recomended you try to replictae these at home! Have a good one and try not to break too much stuff!

Robbo