Laugh and Shout

The VNWR Newbie Project of The Week

by Voltar

Cloud Cash

This week is all about making the sale.

Getting them to laugh, shout, swear, and notice your sales pitch is of vital importance as a webmaster. Note that this is after you get them targeted to a niche.

So what will you learn from this and how is this a project?

Easy, because you're going to learn how to test your sales ads, and make an example doing just that. And oh yes, this has many more uses, but for this project we will use it for this one:

Pick 3 niches. NOT categories, but targeted niches. They are totally up to you on this one, but keep the below in mind when you choose them.

For each niche you are going to make a single page. On this page you place 3 links to sponsors, only they are taking a small detour first.

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx
"Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate."
Dave Barry

You will have one of each of these type links targeted to the niche you're promoting on that page, one niche per page. Not all three.
* One short Naughty Joke Link - Short as in less than 10 lines.
* One Insult Link - Tell him something like... he does have a big enough dick for the teens there.
* One Pre-qualified Link - Give price and brief run down of the site.

Link each of these to a page with a 2-3 second redirect to the targeted sponsor that matches the niche of the link. On the redirect page you have a single counter, use one that pays you in case your redirect doesn't work.

Repeat for each niche

TGP or build a free site in each of those 3 niches, linking the bottom link to the page with the three links. **Hint** this is a good thing to do prior to doing a ton of sites like in the triples project.

Note, you can use what ever type of redirect you like, but I'd suggest a meta refresh for this one. You have to give the counter a second or two to load.

Well there it is, simple and sweet, you check the counter stats after 48 and 72 hours. This will tell you if its a winning ad and if you should use it on many sites or not.

Enjoy and profit everyone!

Voltar


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