The Razors Edge

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Pasta

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My day job consists of providing electronic manufacturing solutions for our customers. If a potential customer said I need 20 of these that you estimate at x $ What would you do...You need to methodize the operations. There are groups of people that provide solutions to webmasters, scripts to make our lives easier and in most cases do. Some code is good, some of it really needs to be methodized. TGP submitters to blow through a directory of pics with surgical precision and submit to **Alot** of tgps in minutes. Hey don't forget to use the same template tomorrow...you have an autosubmitter now the panecia to signups. Site builders to build alot of sites, hey the templates that came with the script are good for at least 500 sites. WTF is that all about? Happens everyday, each has a common denominator, templates. Templates take time to create but they are easily constructed. Why would anyone use tools like this anyway... To save time our most precious commodity in webmastering, in life... Time... "It's easy to make money, it just takes some time" I think people abuse templates and abuse the rules by not reading the rules... just to piss people off or to see if DFN's are reviewing sites.

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How You Doin?
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I want to walk the razor for a minute... I completely understand hand submitting to the major SEs. Have you ever had to hit the back button on an Alta Vista? Admit it, there is nothing wrong with being a DFN, really. Some things just need interaction. Just admit it. You misinterpreted the submit code, a tough form fill for sure.

So the majors are out of the way, what about the rest of the engines? Your going to hand submit to them also. Don't need any more traffic sources, because a majority of SE traffic comes from the majors. Are you going to do your homework on Web Position Gold? The page critic is a very useful tool, Submit Wolf, The various online free online services. I am not saying they are bad but you have to wonder about submitting to 30 engines for free. Then for hypothetically $20 we will submit to 100 more SE's click here now! That makes me go hmmm... How do you think they are going to do that and send you a "detailed report" after your credit information has been verified. I am just being objective. Don't you think you could find something to do that for you?

Dump Truck is cool, follow Adult Tonka Toys. I received a blind e-mail about a year ago... "Hi Pasta... Like Tonkas?" No More. No Less. To this day I have no idea who sent it. If your're reading this... How ya Doin? :)

I do well with constructive trolling. It really gets the creative juices flowing. Throughout your day, you'll be asking yourself, what did so and so mean by that? Just like Old Tom's Posts. It will eventually come to you. You could network and send the person an e-mail and ask what they meant if you want the ultimate mindfuck. To bad it was a blind e-mail and I had to think/figure it out for myself.

The e-mail was at the time I took interest in the SEs' never used it because it was voodoo to autosubmit. Like a fucken witchdoctor was going to jump out of my closet with a Pasta Doll and use me as a pin cushion in the middle of the night... BOO! Uga Boga! But what did I know? Other than you need to hand submit to the SE's. Saved it, NEVER used it mind you... not until I read an article and I quote... "One of the most powerful and reliable client based submission tools and (certainly the best money value) is dumptruck. We have used it extensively before developing our own server based solution." Now don't you think that could be used as credible information? Something to wrap your arms around and methodize? To me it has credibility because I get a blind email, someone used it extensively prior to developing their own server based solution. I have read articles that provide validity to the proggie mentioned. Its just ... another possible solution... to a webmasters busy schedule.

Always be aware of your surroundings. People just don't get it, they need to wake up as to what is really going on around them. Stop abusing tools as if it's the first time touching yourself and read the rules. Just think, you abuse the traffic sources, LL and TGPs, PIC Posts, you will get banned eventually. If it doesn't happen immediately, then you will have the SE's. But you can't auto submit to the SE's because you can't use an auto submitter for the SE's, and you don't know how to submit to the SE's due to the fact you can't build templates and craft a page for the SE's. Crafting takes time.

It's not dumping a bunch of keywords on a page with a good description... Work the percentages in your favor. It comes up frequently "think outside the box" ask the right questions and you will be given the answers to make you wonder even more. Constructive trolling... Don't let anyone tell you something can't be done. Without asking why. Why can't you use an autosubmitter? I have found a "logical" descriptive answer to this question. Is it a solution? I don't know when someone mentions http_refer, variables, and how a page header is conveyed to a server I get a woodie... I will listen... won't you? This is Constructive trolling because it's getting my creative juices flowing. IF you believe everything that people tell you and won't try something new I firmly believe your content with being in a box. You will never become a jack in the box. I am Not SAYING you can or can't use SE Auto Submitters... What I am saying is this: WAY to many people say you can't... I am going to find out why without abusing anything :)

Hasta Pasta