The Art of Profanity

By

Voltar

Cloud Cash

New webmasters often struggle with this aspect of writing text and links for thier website and galleries. It's very understandable that they often have this problem. There isn't a common outlet where one can use profanity in a text, prior to coming into the adult webmastering realm. Words like ass, pussy, fucking, sucking, anal, blowjob, etc. are common for us to use in this industry. Think about it, where else would this phrase not raise an eyebrow: "Her ass likes anal sex so much it sucks your dick in like its giving a blowjob."

Phrases like that are our common fare in writing sales text in the adult industry. As a skill that the webmaster needs, I alike it to an art form. It takes being creative, expressive, and to the point in promoting a ste you want to make sales to. It also in todays net needs to grab the surfer in that niche and as he is flying by it, reach out, grab him by his balls, and yank him back to it like a rubber band snapping back after you stretched it.

Now that you know profanity is part of our business, below i have a few more things outlined that I think will help you write it better for your self and your sites.

- Being brief is better than being long winded. Surfers speed by to get to the free content, leaving only scant seconds for you to get thier attention. Long text blurbs get ignored in this mass sprint. Short attention getting bits that the surfers eye can take all in, in a single quick pass, get's processed and has a better chance at getting thier attention.

- Be bracing. One expletive, specifically placed and tied into the niche and site you are promoting can be extremly effective, but 20-30 of them are just overlooked because they become common place. This is what ad agencies shot for in slogons and campaigns. You are your own ad agency. Every time you make a site or page, you are writing sales copy. Treat it like that and you will find you increase not only the quality of your work, but the amount of surfers who go to your sponsors.

- Typos can be your friend. Many typos are common and as such people will look them up in search engines. The fact is that ther is less people fighting for these spots and you can more easily get sweet listings for these. People as a whole don't commonly know the correct spelling for much of the profanity they hear. After all it's rare, except in our industry, that they ever see it in writing. This means massive amount of newer surfers who may not have found the vast pools of free content at link type places, could find your sites and sales pages for typos. If you make a typo, ever, in typing a profanity based word or phrase, write it down and use it after you finish what you are doing. If you can make the typo, others do too.

- Take the tour you are promoting. It could be a sponsor tour or a tour selling an item, either way you need to know exactly what you are promoting. Have a piece of paper handy and write down the first 5 things that strike you when you hit the tours first page. Be very clear and use the common profanity you find on the tour page it's self. You rarely have to go past the first tour page to get 5 items. Use these 5 items to pull from when you write your sales text for your sites. Never forget, it's that tour you are selling, not what they have at the site. If you sell the tour and niche, the tour will sell the site.

- Get inside the surfers skin. Pretend you can pull the surfers skin over you like pulling a shirt over your head and arms, and see and hear his thoughts thru him in what ever niche is his desire. Do this not to get to the free stuff they all want, but do this to see, feel, and understand thru him, what he sees as desireable in that niche. Look thru his eyes and think about the first things he looks at and keys on and what emotions/lust that brings up inside of him. Write this is short explicitive text that includes profanity that stirs those emotions for him in that niche. It's those choice words of profanity that will catch his attention as he speeds past your ads to get to the sample pics.

Take all these things and more into effect as you practice the art of profanity and you will find yourself writing better sales text and taking that next step up as an adult webmaster.

Voltar