The Back Room

With

Wingnut

Of

Pepee's Pornn Palace

It hurts when I laugh

I had full intentions of writing an article that was on topic and full of information for you to use in your daily routine. Then it happened …

I have this bad hobby called a day job that can every now and then … just fuck up my day. Today is one of those days; no turning back, the day is just fucked. So, as I sit staring into space dumfounded as to how my day got so screwed so fast, the answer hit me in the face with an e-mail.

The answer and the remainder of my article is a collection of the humorous things that pass across my desk doing this hobby thingamajig. It is totally clear now that laughter is the only solution when you have "one of those days". It truly gives a new meaning to "It hurts when I laugh".

"Hey! It's either "One Nation Under God" or bite my ass and just leave" - Maxine

Hazardous Material Data Sheet
Element: Women
Symbol: O+
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55Kg, but know to vary from 45Kg to 225Kg

Physical Properties
Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason
Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore

Chemical Properties
Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common Use
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
Can greatly aid relaxation
Can be a very effective cleaning agent

Hazards
Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
Possession of more then one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Support her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Listen to her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Romance her, Believe in her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her Jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.....Twice

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings and beer

Wingnut