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Voltar

Cloudcash

Adult Webmaster Profit Credo

(Think a little rap in your head while singing/reading this below)

If you can't afford to buy something on my sites, then don't bring your skanky ass around them..
Moo loudly you surfer cattle as i redirect you in my internal empire on a whim...

What's that you say?
My ads on the way to free smut are getting in your way!
Then get you butt in your bathroom and ask your left hand if its ready to play!

You don't like the small pop-up...
Well then, here's three more! Now go suck it up!

You bought your little net access package you say!
You got screwed because someone other than them owns everything else you're going see this day!

Profit and commerace are the names of the game...
When you see ads and and consoles you only have yourself to blame...
Buy a membership off of one of my sites tonight..
Then you'll be feeling treated fine alright!
If you're not down with that then what can i say?
404 shades of seven console hells are on its way! Hey Hey!

Moo Moo if you're looking for a little T & A....
But your wallet is flat..
And your plastic just ain't all that...
Then your johnson and you better go solo to play..
And don't waddle your cow ass back here until its payday!
No Way...
YES WAY!..
WORD!

Voltar 2002

My suggestion would be to alternate between the windows named "new" and "copy" (or "1" and "2"). a.html and c.html load pop as window "new", and b.html and d.html pop as window "copy". That way your surfer won't have more than two console windows open at once no matter how lost he gets in your maze.

When does it get deadly? There are a couple of ways. One, you let your own console popping get out of control. Windows, windows everywhere. This problem tends to be self correcting. Ask your web partner to go take a look at your latest masterpiece. By the third reboot she will have provided sufficient feedback to clarify the need for further tweaking.

The other main source of trouble (in my experience) is to pop somebody else's page in a console. That somebody else may pop consoles too! Between your consoles and their consoles, things can get out of hand. Again, just have your partner check out your new page, and you'll have all the feedback you need.

There are good reasons for popping a sponsor tour in the background. (Check their terms of service first!) But, the sponsor tour may pop its own consoles, and those consoles can pop consoles, and you're soon out of hand.

Oh - one more thing about consoles.

DO NOT subject your reviewers to your consoles. Don't submit a site with the wrong url, with the result that the reviewer takes a trip through Reboot Hell. Little teeny mistakes can be deadly, and not soon forgotten.

One last little item:

CONSOLES MAKE MONEY.

:-)


Old Tom (Vice President)
Message # 28378 148.78.245.22 Fri Mar 8 19:52:38 2002